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December 2018

Dec 14, 2018 666 notes

incorrectqueereye:

Antoni: We work great together because we’re different.

Jonathan: Exactly, I’m always right and you’re always wrong.

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woodmeat:

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pussylipgloss:

uptown funk made me sexually attracted to bruno mars…….

stop!!!

wait a minute

fill my butt put some liquor in it!

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pochowek:

Steam: Youre about to check this violent game out are you over 18?

Me: (remembers i laughed very hard at “reeses penis butter cups”) man i dont know let me in

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oukaori:

rad-x:

rcktpwr:

rad-x:

*teleports behind you*

*teleports behind you*

*teleports behind me behind you*

WHY IS THERE A GIF FOR THIS

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danielkanhai:

sometimes, when i want to really treat myself, i turn my phone brightness up juust a little bit. i feel like i’m splurging. like i’m living a king’s life. sometimes i turn it up all the way and i’m like, “this is what god’s phone screen looks like.”

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mesopelagic:

tumblr is actually a really good structure for social media with the way blogs and posts are formatted however unfortunately the entire site is run by monkeys who wouldnt be able to make a good executive decision if their mothers lives depended on it

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saccharinescorpion:

“Ohhh, Woah,, I Want A Monster Boyfriend,,,, I Want To Date,,, An Eldritch Monstrosity,,” some of you freak out at the concept of finding a fat person attractive so excuse me for being a little skeptical

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the-owl-lord-13:

geekandmisandry:

Millionaire Racist Has Problem With Brown Woman Talking

“Millionaire Racist Has Problem With Brown Woman Talking”

Excuse me but bitch no

skin has nothing to do with this

I’m sure nobody would care if she was white lmfao

Also, she is an idiotic crybaby

Cool, it’s just a coincidence that he, known and repeated racist, feels comfortable telling a brown woman her experiences are wrong, because he’d do that up any woman..how comforting that must be for you.

Millionaire white youtuber. Telling a brown woman that she is an idiotic crybaby because she is an idiotic crybaby for whining about no women being in the top 10 list of top paid youtubers, even though the site is proven to be nothing but speculation and not fact. And it also has NOTHING to do with sex or color. Like at all. Her content just all around sucks.

How is this so hard to understand.

I dunno, I guess we just all forgot how talented and amazing pewdies content is with his… Laughing at other people’s funny videos and… Screaming too loud at jump scares in video games.

WhAt woman could compare with that blistering repertoire of content?

Pewdie is just a superior talent who got to the top on his very own talent and wits.

Funny how they call her a cry baby but they are whinnying about her right now. Her content has nothing to do with the social issues she is commenting on, you all just hate women of color. Just be blunt and say it. Saves us all a lot of time.

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antonixporowski:

IT’S PUBLIC

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clippy:

today when my coworker went to lunch i said “munch munch it’s time for lunch” and the assistant manager was like “carson do u ever.. think before u say things like that never do that again”

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bubble-snowflakes:

cr

Keep reading

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the-black-backed-gull:

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huffylemon:

One time, I had a dream that I was making peanut butter chocolate chip cookies, and most of them were the regular measurements in cups and stuff. But at the end of the recipe, instead of saying “2.5 cups of chocolate chips” it said “627 chocolate chips.”

So when I woke up, I made some peanut butter chocolate chip cookies. And instead of measuring out chocolate chips, I counted them (and suffered a lot of odd looks from my family for it).

Well, it turns out that 627 chocolate chips is the amount that the recipe called for (2.5 cups). Not only that, but 627 was the exact amount of chocolate chips that we had left in the house.

Forbidden knowledge was granted you that night

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